It’s 1994 and five days ago Paul Moffitt and I got married in Vancouver, Wa. We’re now in Cozumel, Mexico on our honeymoon along with four of our friends. Let me correct that by saying four of MY friends. It should have told me something about my marriage to Paul that I asked my best [...]
Categories: Cozumel,fire coral,snorkeling
I’m currently writing 10 jokes a day, here’s some of the best of this past week. The Obama’s next door neighbor is selling his home in Chicago and predicting the home will sell for somewhere around $2 million because while the kitchen and bathrooms need substantial renovation, the home has “good bones.” The real estate [...]
Categories: Comedy,Current Events,Jokes
I have now lived twelve months of my life, a whole year, on a cruise ship. I have traveled to places I never dreamed I’d see, let alone on someone else’s dollar. Malta, Athens, Messina, and Istanbul all thanks to Second City for casting me in their shows aboard Norwegian Cruise Lines. It is a [...]
Categories: Cruising,emergency,hero,tender boats
I’m working on my comedic writing skills with the help of this book. It’s got a TON of exercises that force you to work and flex some rarely used muscles. The author also challenges you to write way more than you think necessary, in the hopes that you’ll get one or two gems in the [...]
Categories: Comedy writing,Gene Perret,Tom Swifties,Visual Jokes